Unconform Review: The Coffee Upgrade Your Busy Life Actually Needs
Summary: Finally, a coffee that works as hard as you do
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Price: Cold brew RTDs from £2.50, Smart Sticks £7.99 per box
Let's be honest – we've all hit that wall where your brain feels foggy, you're eyeing another coffee, but you know it'll just lead to jitters and a crash later. Enter Unconform, the functional drinks brand that promises sustained energy without the rollercoaster.
The Game-Changer: Cold Brew with Actual Benefits
I'll admit, I was skeptical. Another "healthy" coffee brand promising the world? But after trying Unconform's full range of ready-to-drink cold brews, I'm genuinely impressed.
Our ranking after testing the full range…
Salted Caramel takes the crown. It's like treating yourself to something indulgent while secretly being responsible about your health. The salted edge cuts through any sweetness perfectly, and over ice it's genuinely refreshing.
Mocha comes in a close second with its well-balanced sweetness. Indulgent enough to feel like a treat without going overboard. It's smooth enough for long calls and works brilliantly over ice.
Flat White is your reliable morning companion – clean, classic, and gets straight to business. Perfect for those "I need caffeine but make it sophisticated" moments.
What sets Unconform apart from the crowded iced coffee market? Quality Arabica cold brew that doesn't need to hide behind mountains of sugar, plus nootropics and vitamins that actually support your mental clarity, gut health, and immunity. It's functional without being complicated with no caffeine or sugar crash.
Smart Sticks: Your Secret Weapon
Here's where it gets clever. Unconform's Smart Sticks are basically functional health in your bag. Four varieties – Immunity, Mental Clarity, Gut Health, and Beauty – that you can add to literally any drink. Hot coffee at the office? Sorted. Iced tea at lunch? Covered. Water bottle at the gym? Upgraded.
At £7.99 for 10 sachets, they're an investment in yourself that doesn't break the bank. Plus, they're completely flavourless, so you can boost your morning flat white without it tasting like a vitamin shop exploded in your cup.
Pro tip: we highly recommend drinking these cold brews over ice cubes for a refreshing, energising start to your day.
Why We Love It
Unconform is carving out a space as one of the best functional coffee brands in the UK. The drinks deliver on taste, offer no jitters or energy crashes, and genuinely fit into a busy, health-conscious lifestyle. Whether you're looking for a cold brew with nootropics or a simple way to boost your morning routine, this is a brand to watch.